Friday, April 24, 2009
Paano nahulaan ni Romy na Joy ang pangalan ng bata
1. Nagkita si Romy at ang dating barkada sa SM Mall.
“Oy, tagal na tayong di nagkita!” bati ni Romy.
“Oo nga! May asawa na ako ngayon. Sayang at di ko siya kasama
para nakilala mo sana. Meron na kaming anak, heto siya kasama ko,”
sagot ng barkada ni Romy.
“Anung name mo?” tanong ni Romy sa kasamang bata ng barkada.
“Pareho po kami ng mommy ko,” sagot ng bata.
“Ah, ikaw si Joy?” tanong ni Romy.
“Opo,” sagot ng bata.
Paano nahulaan ni Romy na Joy ang pangalan ng bata?
“Oy, tagal na tayong di nagkita!” bati ni Romy.
“Oo nga! May asawa na ako ngayon. Sayang at di ko siya kasama
para nakilala mo sana. Meron na kaming anak, heto siya kasama ko,”
sagot ng barkada ni Romy.
“Anung name mo?” tanong ni Romy sa kasamang bata ng barkada.
“Pareho po kami ng mommy ko,” sagot ng bata.
“Ah, ikaw si Joy?” tanong ni Romy.
“Opo,” sagot ng bata.
Paano nahulaan ni Romy na Joy ang pangalan ng bata?
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Dalawang dekada ka lang magaaral
"dalawang dekada ka lang magaaral. kung di mo pagtitiyagaan, limang dekada ng kahirapan ang kapalit. sobrang lugi. kung alam lang yan ng kabataan, walang gugustuhing umiwas sa eskwela." -Bob Ong
Friday, February 20, 2009
Bakit sunog ang sinaing
AMO: Hoy, Inday! Bakit sunog ang sinaing?
INDAY: Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus effect of the best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing the Oriza sativa to change its state of color, smell as well as taste.
AMO: In other words, you didn't apply your knowledge about heat conductors and left the Oriza sativa to burn! Akala mo, nosebleed ako' no?! Nagi-study na ako... Bring it on! Bitch!
-hahaha panis c inday
INDAY: Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus effect of the best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing the Oriza sativa to change its state of color, smell as well as taste.
AMO: In other words, you didn't apply your knowledge about heat conductors and left the Oriza sativa to burn! Akala mo, nosebleed ako' no?! Nagi-study na ako... Bring it on! Bitch!
-hahaha panis c inday
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Biringan (Part 1): The Land of Enchantment
In the Province of Samar, the Philippines, the mention of “Biringan” evokes awe, fear, intrigue, knocking on wood and innumerable signs of the Cross.
What is Biringan? It is reportedly an undefined location somewhere between Calbayog City and Catarman, Northern Samar, where a mythic city(ies) of indescribable grandeur is/are said to exist, unvisited by ordinary mortals, known only by magnificent folk stories that refuse to die despite the advent of television and the internet. Other reports extend its area to as far south as San Jorge, Samar.
Biringan’s “now-you-see-it, now-you-don’t” quality indicates it is not of the usual land and water terrain in which we live in. It seems to exist in a different dimension, which explains why its boundaries can overlap with known towns and cities of Samar island. On moonless nights, seafarers aplenty have reported seeing a dazzling city of light. In a few minutes, though, the manifestation is no longer visible. Obviously, Biringan is not likely to be shown on any map or atlas. But specialized (infrared, ultraviolet, etc.) satellite mapping photography have reportedly turned up a shining area in the reported general location of Biringan.
They say Biringan is the legendary home of the encantos (enchanted ones) and half-encanto, half-human progeny. The encantos are most likely elementals, as old as the mountains and rivers in the area. They are apparently shapechangers because they have been reported to appear in whatever form they wish, human or not. But in human form, their distinguishing characteristic is the lack of the philtrum, the indentation below the nose and above the upper lip.
http://supernaturalstories.blogspot.com/2007/10/biringan-part-1-land-of-enchantment.html
What is Biringan? It is reportedly an undefined location somewhere between Calbayog City and Catarman, Northern Samar, where a mythic city(ies) of indescribable grandeur is/are said to exist, unvisited by ordinary mortals, known only by magnificent folk stories that refuse to die despite the advent of television and the internet. Other reports extend its area to as far south as San Jorge, Samar.
Biringan’s “now-you-see-it, now-you-don’t” quality indicates it is not of the usual land and water terrain in which we live in. It seems to exist in a different dimension, which explains why its boundaries can overlap with known towns and cities of Samar island. On moonless nights, seafarers aplenty have reported seeing a dazzling city of light. In a few minutes, though, the manifestation is no longer visible. Obviously, Biringan is not likely to be shown on any map or atlas. But specialized (infrared, ultraviolet, etc.) satellite mapping photography have reportedly turned up a shining area in the reported general location of Biringan.
They say Biringan is the legendary home of the encantos (enchanted ones) and half-encanto, half-human progeny. The encantos are most likely elementals, as old as the mountains and rivers in the area. They are apparently shapechangers because they have been reported to appear in whatever form they wish, human or not. But in human form, their distinguishing characteristic is the lack of the philtrum, the indentation below the nose and above the upper lip.
http://supernaturalstories.blogspot.com/2007/10/biringan-part-1-land-of-enchantment.html
